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Love this thing. Funny to watch people try to read it and see the slight chuckle when they get to the end.
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Brian Lewis
Fantastic Sweatshirt! Runs SMALL!
I was so stoked when I saw this sweatshirt as it perfectly describes my journey into the military. I ordered it immediately, even while household-6 shook her head. It's a high quality sweatshirt, no doubt about it. Unfortunately, it runs very small. I ordered an XL hoping to wear it a bit baggy and at best fits like a small large. I'm terrified to wash it, as I'm worried it will be unwearable. The return policy is that there is no returns, which is such a bummer as I was hoping this would turn into my go-to sweatshirt. I also ordered a t-shirt that ended up being unwearable because it is sized so small (ordered a large (which is my standard size, fits like a medium at best). I would recommend ordering at least one size up, if not two. Again, the print and quality were great, but the sizing is off.
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Antonio Richardson Jr
Drank Too Much Sweatshirt
SPecial deal on tees
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VETERAN OWNED & OPERATED
Crafted with Precision in the USA
Quality Promise
Guaranteed Delivery
